Complete disregard for other road users

Now, this is vitally important if you wish to become a member of this club. There can’t be a slight distortion of the rules here and there, or little blind eyes turned to highway code. Total anarchy is necessary or nothing! If you are going down a narrow road, to quote an example, you cannot somply let another approaching vehicle go safely by you. It is necessary to try to force the oncoming vehicle to stop and let you through, or totally run them off the road. If you can do this without feeling guilty or ashamed, then you are on you way to becoming accepted into the fold.

Dominate your steet with your vehicle

The councils in most towns and cities have awoken to the idea that there is lots of money to be made by parking enforcement. Parking space outside your own house is now prime space, and you are not even guaranteed a parking slot nearby. But where does ‘white van man’ fit into this? Our bloke probably owns more than one or two vehicles and parks the van outside his house too, consuming more space than anyone else in the street. If it is possible that you can do this and not give a stuff about your neighbours, then you will pass with flying colours!

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